Boiler Room

Release date: February 18, 2000 BoilerRoom

Anyone who says money is the root of all evil, doesn’t have it. Or a wife.

Boiler Room, suits, cars, money and bad credit. This film taught me a lot about the stock market; almost as much as 2 For The Money did with gambling. Besides Gone in 60 Seconds, this is my Giovanni Ribisi film. A film that lacked all ethnicity and tried to say it had by reminding us Vin Diesel’s character is Italian. They’re all white guys and Jews.

Written and Directed by Ben Younger, Boiler Room stars Giovanni Ribisi as a 19-year-old dropout Seth Davis. Having a really rocky relationship with his family, especially his Father who is a Federal District judge; Seth decides to join J.T. Marlin, a brokerage film at the offer of one of his friends. What follows is a mash-up of personal torment and the truth behind some investment firms. Boiler Room has fantastic storytelling and should have gotten a re-release when the economy tanked in 2008.

WHAT WORKED:

- Vin Diesel. Before there was The Fast and The Furious, and before there was The Pacifier there was the smooth talking, deep voiced Italian of Boiler Room. Probably being the second most redeemable character in this flick, Chris Varick is the mentor to Seth and the calm hand of the office. Unfortunately Diesel has strayed away from roles like this, which is sad because I feel he could do so much here. (Bonus fact: Diesel is a D&D player. I want to have him as my Dungeon Master.)

- Giovanni Ribisi. I have a really troubled “viewing-relationship” with ol’Gio. While in his youth I really enjoyed his work. I absolutely loved him in Gone in 60 Seconds. But his roles like in The Rum Diary are complete bull. He’s become a character actor in films that do not require such performances. Yet, I can look back to the days of his acting glory. His delivery of a young man, not knowing what to do with his life, only knowing that he wants to be good at it is awesomely connectable. It’s this kind of reality that creates an attachment beyond, “Yeah. Isn’t Ribisi the dancing wacko from Ted?”

- The story. It’s the age old story of “man versus himself,” yet told in (then) contemporary times. There’s so much personal torment within Seth. The fear of not living up to our parents expectations is something many of us share. Add the fact that he’s got Greg Weinstein (Nicky Katt) a senior broker who’s trying to hold him down out of jealousy, and the FBI is slowly stalking him in attempts to take out J.T. Marlin only create a story with many levels of interest.

- BEN AFFLECK. Yes, the man who could play in any film; even Jaws. My boy Ben Affleck plays a quick talking foul-mouthed recruiter for J.T. Marlin. His monologue while recruiting Seth is worth watching this film alone.

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WHAT DIDN’T WORK:

- The music. I once heard pro-wrestling Kevin Nash say that there was a surge of white guys being allowed to finally listen to rap in the mid to late 90’s. I believe this film took this to heart. A film about stocks filled with white Jewish guys with some pretty heavy rap playing in the background just feels odd. Very odd. I get it though. I understand that they didn’t want to pinhole themselves because of the very white cast. Why not use “gangsta rap?” Well, I know why not to use it: because it just doesn’t fit. At all. #FailSauce

- The FBI. I’ll leave it plain and simple: flat and one dimensional.

THE LOWDOWN:

Want a great portal to the year 2000? Boiler Room is it. The suits were expensive but horrible cheap by today’s standards. The music sucks and everyone’s dream car is a Ferrari. But what you get when you watch Boiler Room is a solid 118 minutes of good movie. The personal monologues about live, careers and money really define a young person’s search for purpose and a place in this world. Boiler Room is a calculated film that continues to rise on my market. Boiler Room is Verified Awesome.

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Top 5 Relationship Films

 

5. Mr and Mrs Smith (2005) 

The ultimate dysfunctional couple takes out their aggression while laying all their cards on the table when two secret agents are unknowingly married  for five or six years. Boy! This was the beginning  for Brangelina. Meeting on set and falling in love Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie took the world by storm with the best couple name. Yeah Bennifer sucked BOTH times. (Damn you Jenn Garner. Let Ben play with Kev Smith!)

Anywho. This is a fantastic relationship flick because all couples have secrets from each other. Granted, those secrets aren’t usually at the level of Secret Agentism, and more along the lines of fetishes or sex-change operations.

This film has it all for everyone. A little psychology, some sex, Brad Pitt and BIG BOOMS. A must see if you’re even remotely human or in a relationship… with a human.

4. Young People Fucking (2007) 

Don’t let the title fool you. Young People Fucking isn’t the latest update on brazzers.com (NSFW.) It’s avery original film dealing with many different  kinds of relationships at different points. The film   is split up into six chapters representing the different points within a sexual encounter. While a raunchy name and premis, YPF is a very sophisticated film with a great view on relationships. There’s a lot of comedy mixed in with the serious nature of some of the conversations couples (triples? Manage-a-trois? Gangbang?) face while dealing with issues in their relationship, personalities or between the sheets. It’s a film you should watch awkwardly with your parent in the room. Although, my grandmother enjoyed it.

3. I Love you, Man (2009) 

Bromances are relationships too dammit. And this film is for the 21st century man. Not afraid to share his emotions. (I cried during Toy Story 3. Like a baby.)

The odd dynamic between besties Jason Segel and Paul Rudd felt so raw, so real. It’s true that for most people, it’s tougher to make friends as they get older, and trying to make that connection sometimes feels kinda gay. I use that term with the utmost respect, because you really can compare the relationship between Segel and Rudd to that of a couple of 12 year-olds at their first boy-girl party/dance. Besides, hearing Rudd call Segel “Jobin” is worth the 105 minutes of your life.

2. The Last Kiss (2006) 

Probably the film that touched me most when I was 17. I was scared to death that would be how I would grow up: exactly how I wanted with no mystery or surprises.

Zach Braff does an amazing job as the lead in The Last Kiss. He’s got it all. The girl, the job, the house and a kid in the oven. (Not literally.) His buddies are all at different intersections too, and as their lives head for change so does his as he hooks up with college girl RACHEL BILSON. He the must be a man and own his choices.

Braff and Bilson are both HUGE reasons for checking out The Last Kiss. For different reasons of course.

 

1. Crazy, Stupid, Love. (2011) 

What do you get when you throw, Steve Carrel, Ryan Gosling, Julianne Moore, Analeigh Tipton, Kevin Bacon and Emma “Number One on the list” Stone in a film? TONY’S FAVOURITE F–KING FILM OF TWENTY TWELVE! The talent in this movie caused tremors in Montreal while they were filming in California. Cal Weaver’s (Carrel) life falls apart before him as his wife asks for a divorce during a date one night because she grew stagnent and slept with a coworker (Kevin Bacon!)

Now Weaver must gain his manliness back while under the tutelage of Ryan Gosling who turns out to be dating his smoking hot redheaded daughter (Stone.) The poop hits the fan when it becomes too much for Weaver to handle and he must do the right thing and show his son that it’s important to fight for love. At all costs. Even if it means embarrassing himself in front of the entire schoolbody. What comes of this film is a fantastic story of love, life and perseverance. A must watch for anyone. Period.

So there you have it. On the cusp of what is known as Valentine’s Day, these are movies that you could and should watch with your special someone during a romantic evening for two… Or three.

Jaws

Release date: June 20, 1975

Amity Island had everything. Clear skies. Gentle surf. Warm water. People flocked there every summer. It was the perfect feeding ground.

 I have been blessed with the oppotunity to see this masterpiece on the silver screen. That’s right I saw Jaws on the big screen as a part of Cineplex’s Great Digital Film Festival. This film has been praised by rotten tomatoes as one of the greatest films of all time. Let me tell you, this is a phenomenal film when you watch it at home, but that does no justice to just how awesome Jaws is when you see it in a cinema.

Jaws follows Police Chief Martin Brody (Roy Scheider) and a tiny summer resort town, Amity Island as they are terrorized by a giant, man-eating greatwhite shark. While most of the town’s business folk ignore Chief Brody’s concerns after initial attacks, it becomes evident that the whole town is in trouble after a July 4 attack by the aquatic beast. Chief Brody alongside oceanographer Matt Hooper (Richard Dreyfuss) team up with grizzled shark hunter Quint (Robert Shaw) to kill the beast. Three men and one boat. Kind of sounds as bad as 2 Girls 1 Cup, no? 

WHAT WORKED:

- The score. There are film scores that transcend the industry. I know many people who can hum the Star Wars theme, or the Empirial March. The Jaws theme is no exception. The composer, JOHN WILLIAMS, who no-so-surprisingly is the mastermind behind the scores for Star Wars, Indiana Jones, and the first three Harry Potter films is also the man behind the bone chilling music. It’s a simple score of few notes. But it’s grown to be iconic in today’s pop-culture, some near 30 years later. Stalking down my hall I often hum the chords before surprising my family or dog. Epic.

- ROBERT SHAW. This guy was simply ah-mazing. Just his monologue about his price for catching Jaws is often referenced or parodied. But when he’s sitting with the guys in the cabin of the boat just after trading stories about their scars, and he goes off on his monologue about his trails after the USS Indianapolis was sunk, I get chills, and the urge to write insane runon sentences. Just the dark place Shaw must have gone to achieve such a dark moment.

- The acting in general. Dreyfuss as Hooper was pretty awesome. When he shows up to Chief Brody’s home with two bottles of wine is a funny moment. Also Scheider can’t be ignored here for his performance either. His interactions with his youngest son just felt too real. And not many men could pull off trash talking a shark quite like him.

- The Shark. Until I finally saw this film in Bluray quality, I always felt the shark looked amazingly real. The one downside to HD is you see some of the flaws, but overall it’s still a good job. Such a great job that if they were ever to reboot Jaws or reimagine it, only Ben Afleck starring as the shark itself would be better in the role. Legit.

WHAT DIDN’T WORK:

- Not much.

- Lorraine Gary. Nothing special from her. Infact there were moments where I felt she was reading cue cards…

THE LOWDOWN:

Jaws is awwwwwmmmaaaazing! Truly a film that must be experienced. If you are lucky enough to have access to it on the big screen, go for it. If not, just curl up on the couch with some diet coke and twizzlers and get ready for a suspenceful ride. I’ll admit the scary aspects of the film haven’t aged well, but with today’s educated cinema fans, the suspences builds to emotion. That emotion is powerful. Just when you thought it was save to watch a film, you were right: Jaws is Verified Awesome!